Collab News with Our Alter Friends, zeyn_News_Sites (Eng. Ver)
[NEWS INTRO THEME VER. β]
L : Hello... and Go--good.. day for you... and I'm L.. and... um... [Look at the 'S']
S : And I'm your lovely everyday girl, S.
L : And.. now we will... um... bring you a special news today"
S : ... (cough) now we are will bring you a special news today. And our special news is the email we got from the news company "Zeyn_News_Sites" a few days ago. It said if the Director of "Zeyn_News_Sites" Mr. Zeyn, himself, want to collab with us after seeing our posts, he also said if he can guarantee to viewers for better contents in the future. Isn't that great, 'L'?
L : Um... ye-yeah, But, didn--didn't we... still not receive one call from them till now, r-right?
S : Well, you're right. Even the news still give us a quite shock till now, and sometimes we all think if it's just some spam or other things, like why News Company want to collab with us? Did they mistaken it with other blog or something, etc. BUT, after we check the email source, it's actually legit from the "Zeyn_News_Sites" website, you know? And now our reporter, 'H' even come to Mr. Zeyn's house just to confirm about this issues.
L : Ah... lo-look like.. w-we.. have call from.. 'H'.
S : Really? Okay, let's hear it.
L : And.. now we will... um... bring you a special news today"
S : ... (cough) now we are will bring you a special news today. And our special news is the email we got from the news company "Zeyn_News_Sites" a few days ago. It said if the Director of "Zeyn_News_Sites" Mr. Zeyn, himself, want to collab with us after seeing our posts, he also said if he can guarantee to viewers for better contents in the future. Isn't that great, 'L'?
L : Um... ye-yeah, But, didn--didn't we... still not receive one call from them till now, r-right?
S : Well, you're right. Even the news still give us a quite shock till now, and sometimes we all think if it's just some spam or other things, like why News Company want to collab with us? Did they mistaken it with other blog or something, etc. BUT, after we check the email source, it's actually legit from the "Zeyn_News_Sites" website, you know? And now our reporter, 'H' even come to Mr. Zeyn's house just to confirm about this issues.
L : Ah... lo-look like.. w-we.. have call from.. 'H'.
S : Really? Okay, let's hear it.
[Connecting to the 'H']
S : Hello 'H', can you tell us and the viewers about the situation, are you already in Mr. Zeyn's house?
H : Hello...hello? Um... Is it working? The communication.. i mean. Is it..? What? Hello? Hello can you heard me?
S : Okay... i think we got bad signal out there, maybe we can come back lat--
H : Ok.. now, like you all can see here, i'm already in the Mr. Zeyn house at "zeynsites.news.blog". And lucky enough for us, The Director, himself Mr. Zeyn, with us today to answer about the issues. How are you today, sir? [Asking Mr.Zeyn]
Z : Well.. I'm fine, thank you very much.
H : Okay, now. In the email we got, it said, you, sir. Mr.Zeyn, want to make collaboration with our blog, and guarantee can make better content with us in the future for the viewers, is it true or are you mistaken us with other blog? You answer, please?
Z : (Cough) Ehem... Actually it's true, we want make collaboration with your blog...Um.. what is it again? ah..right, The F.L.A.S.H News. But, unfortunely it's just 1 News, and nothing else. I'm Sorry...
H : Okay, So...just 1 news and that's it? Well~ that's little disappointed, but atleast we make collaboration with good News Company. And while in collaboration, maybe we can get something learn from you and your crew to make better news company, right, Sir?
Z : Yes, that's right. Even if we can't make longer collaboration and maybe you feel disappointed with the result, but atleast we can sharing each other experiences to make better news company in the future, right? So, it's still win-win situation...
H : Ahahahaha (laugh)... Oh you so funny, sir. By the way, did you know how long since when we last post something? Huh? (Staring deeply at Mr Zeyn)
Z : Um... maybe 2 Weeks or something?
H : Actually no, sir (smile). It's been... 1 MONTS AND 5 DAYS, SIR!!(Shout). I'm already doing anything just to get me here, waste my time & money! Then.. you just wanna said something like that?! WHY THE HELL YOU NOT JUST ANSWER OUR CALL IMMEDIATELY!? HUH?!(Shout). You know, I won't come back until i get a better content with me! OH you know what? I will make a great content now. "The News Site's Director Meet His Tragedy by Found beaten and robbed by local mugger".
Z : (Panicked) Wait...wait.. okay.. we will.. agree..to doin--
L : (Breathing fast) D-Did you see that? H will beating up that guy, did H beat with his hand.. or maybe give him strangle for the service... or.. (Still Breating fast)
S : Ye..ah, right~ Well.. i don't know about what gonna happen after that. But we still have news footage to tel--.
Ditengah gemerlapnya taman bungkul di malam hari, siapa sangka terdapat warisan cagar budaya islami yang luput dari pandangan mata. Cagar budaya itu bernama Makam Sunan Bungkul atau Mbah Bungkul, Letaknya persis di jantung kota tepatnya di Kelurahan Darmo, Kecamatan Wonokromo.S : Okay... i think we got bad signal out there, maybe we can come back lat--
[Suddenly H]
H : Hello? Okay? Okay, it's good now. Thanks Dolphin and Chimpanzee. [You can heard Dolphin & Chimpanzee's sound in the background]
S : Oh.. we good again. Now, H, can you tell us, did you already in the 'Mr.Zeyn's house' and meet Mr. Zeyn to confirming about this issues?H : Ok.. now, like you all can see here, i'm already in the Mr. Zeyn house at "zeynsites.news.blog". And lucky enough for us, The Director, himself Mr. Zeyn, with us today to answer about the issues. How are you today, sir? [Asking Mr.Zeyn]
Z : Well.. I'm fine, thank you very much.
H : Okay, now. In the email we got, it said, you, sir. Mr.Zeyn, want to make collaboration with our blog, and guarantee can make better content with us in the future for the viewers, is it true or are you mistaken us with other blog? You answer, please?
Z : (Cough) Ehem... Actually it's true, we want make collaboration with your blog...Um.. what is it again? ah..right, The F.L.A.S.H News. But, unfortunely it's just 1 News, and nothing else. I'm Sorry...
H : Okay, So...just 1 news and that's it? Well~ that's little disappointed, but atleast we make collaboration with good News Company. And while in collaboration, maybe we can get something learn from you and your crew to make better news company, right, Sir?
Z : Yes, that's right. Even if we can't make longer collaboration and maybe you feel disappointed with the result, but atleast we can sharing each other experiences to make better news company in the future, right? So, it's still win-win situation...
H : Ahahahaha (laugh)... Oh you so funny, sir. By the way, did you know how long since when we last post something? Huh? (Staring deeply at Mr Zeyn)
Z : Um... maybe 2 Weeks or something?
H : Actually no, sir (smile). It's been... 1 MONTS AND 5 DAYS, SIR!!(Shout). I'm already doing anything just to get me here, waste my time & money! Then.. you just wanna said something like that?! WHY THE HELL YOU NOT JUST ANSWER OUR CALL IMMEDIATELY!? HUH?!(Shout). You know, I won't come back until i get a better content with me! OH you know what? I will make a great content now. "The News Site's Director Meet His Tragedy by Found beaten and robbed by local mugger".
Z : (Panicked) Wait...wait.. okay.. we will.. agree..to doin--
(Interrupting)
H : NO! TIME IS UP! Sleep tight Mr Zeyn...
(Sudden sinyal lost)
S : Um... well.. that's not good, we will come back later if we got latest news from H. And for now we will tell you about the news footage we got from Zeyn_News_Sites. And... Um L (Looking at L), are you alright?L : (Breathing fast) D-Did you see that? H will beating up that guy, did H beat with his hand.. or maybe give him strangle for the service... or.. (Still Breating fast)
S : Ye..ah, right~ Well.. i don't know about what gonna happen after that. But we still have news footage to tel--.
(Interrupting)
L : (Breathing faster) (Looking at S) Maybe H rape him too, you know... with toys or just hand.. and... make him scream so loud till he collapse from pain and pleasure at same time. How envious... (Breathing faster). (Looking at deeply at S) Hey S, did you know Human can feel 10 times great pleasure when they go--
(Interrupting)
S : Okay... that's enough L. (Slapped L). (Cough) Ehem... I'm sorry for people who watching now, and i think we need to end our special news now, unfortunately. But, the News Footages will be read by our gentleman F after this section. Good day and have fun activity (Smile).[NEWS CLOSING THEME VER. β]
When it still in closing theme, you can still hear some little voices, from L, said something to S, it's like "More.. and more.." or something like that...
[SUDDENLY]
F came out outta nowhere in screen time, he still did suprise you, even you know what's coming...
And just like every time you see F, He is still wear cheap clothes, and short pants, but other than that he still have gentleman auras around him, so you still get his charm point...
F : Good Day Madam/Master (smile), And now, I will read you some magnificent News Footages we get from Zeyn_News_Sites. (Cough) Ehem... F came out outta nowhere in screen time, he still did suprise you, even you know what's coming...
And just like every time you see F, He is still wear cheap clothes, and short pants, but other than that he still have gentleman auras around him, so you still get his charm point...
Wisata Religi di Makam Sunan Bungkul Surabaya
Tidak semua orang mengetahui jika di Surabaya terdapat makam Sunan Bungkul. Selama ini yang sering diketahui hanya sebatas makan Sunan Ampel. Padahal jika ditelusuri ada kaitan sejarah antara Sunan Ampel dan Sunan Bungkul...
F : And... if you want to more knowing about this, you can visit the at Mr.Zeyn's House, Madam/Master. Also as Special News we held today, I honorably give Madam/Master the Special Video from Mr.Zeyn... please take a look, Madam/Master (Smile)
VIDEO BY MR. ZEYN & CREWS
After all that's special news you hear from it has ended. You leave the room...
In the outside (Hall room), after a few minuets, you finally realised something and shout "THAT'S NOT HOW THE ACTUAL TV NEWS WAS GIVEN"
BUT because you too lazy to go back and tell them that, you just trying to pretend that's how the TV news in this site.
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